Can you imagine a cow, an ant, and an old fart walking into a debate? It sounds like the start of an entertaining movie, doesn’t it? Well, they’re all arguing over who is the greatest among them, and it’s quite the battle for the ages, my friends!

The confident cow takes the spotlight first. “I give 20 quarts of milk every day,” it boasts. “That’s why I am the greatest!”

Not to be outdone, the determined ant steps forward, its antennae twitching with excitement. “I work day and night, in every season,” it proudly proclaims. “I can carry 52 times my own weight, and that’s why I am the greatest!”

But hold on a minute. Before you scroll down, why not join in on the fun? The poor old fart can barely get a word in edgewise, but perhaps you can add your own opinion! Read more below